Every now and then, whenever I feel like it, I'll publically respond to your mail here. If you don't want to be considered for public ridiculing.. er.. responding, then mention so in the mail. Thanks!
Paging the chocobo
From: mike "bob" bruner Subject 50,000 hit prize If M. Chocobo doesn't pick it up, can I have it?
Sure. However, you'll have to come over here (no, I won't supply airfare, and no, I'm not gonna make it easy for you by providing an address) and personally extract the coloring book from behind my desk, which is where I think it is. Not that I've checked there. But, I mean, how many places can it go?
Maybe my roommate stole it. I dunno.
I get my pix from Hustler
From: Tim Terkildsen Subject Pics Hey, I was just wondering were you find all your cool pics for your web page. I am starting up my own page dedicated to the 8-bit Nintendo and am having trouble finding good pictures.If you could help, please email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Where do I find 'em? Usually:
In short, nothing mystical and exciting. Although it's really beginning to turn into 1 and 3 before 2, thanks to the sheer number of people making their own Geocities NES pages.
Hot pix and videos, 18 and over only
From: Matt Rouse Subject I guess this is kinda rare nowadays... [...] 2. I don't know if you've said "NO!" to this before, but I didn't see it mentioned anywhere. You have some NES commercials screen-captured and sampled on your page. Would you ever consider compiling them onto a video tape and selling it? I'm sure the quality would be terrible since VHS tapes don't hold up well after more than 3 or 4 generations of copying, but I wouldn't mind one bit. If it's absolutely out of the question, then never mind... But if not, I'd try to make it worth your while financially.
This actually isn't the first time I've been asked. In fact, people have offered me everything from games to anime to bootleg Titanic tapes for those commercials. However, I don't really have any plans to trade out the stuff yet, for the simple fact that I have neither the time nor the resources to do tape copying.
I've thought more than once of producing a "compilation tape" of commercials and one or two of the tip videos featured on my page, complete with graphics and so forth, and then sell them at cost as a service to NES-Land. However, so far it's really just a "yeah, wouldn't that be cool" thought in my mind. I'd need a lot more resources and time, and help, than I have here. Still, you never know what the future holds...
As a side note, the quality on the commercials really aren't bad at all; my total thanks to Robert Ferguson again for compiling the brunt of what I have.
A little something for the ladies
From: Wanker99 Subject a bit of seemingly useless information I didn't see Iron Sword (Wizards and Warriors II) in your gamelist, and I thought I'd point out (if someone hasn't before) that everyoine's favorite romance novel poster boy Fabio is on the game, posing as our hero. The first time I noticed it, I laughed my ass off "I can't believe it's not battah"....anyway, if you want me to scan the cover, I'll be happy to. Matt
Emu mail of the week
From: email@example.com Subject emulator Do you have an emulator??
In my pants!